hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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by hot-potato-cold-bazooka

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

archivesofgallifrey:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

willgrahamps:

wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

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because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like 

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”

i’m laughing so hard i think i’m about to regurgitate the cereal i ate like 2 hours ago

by alexdturnerd

weloveshortvideos:

I sound like Gru from “Despicable Me” when I have road rage? - Eh Bee

by weloveshortvideos.com

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

by tomatogami

squats-and-coffee:

onefitmodel:

thinblackbeauty:

will-you-be-electric-sheep:

Watch it in video

interesting how the answers change as the men get younger

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Had to bold it.

THE YOUTH THE YOUTH THE YOUTH

Reblogging again because this has to be on my blog because this is important

by sizvideos

itsstuckyinmyhead:

daddy-is-a-sissy:

unmutekurloz:

pyralsnout:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

PLUTO IS CRYING

OK MOTHERFUCKERS I DONT WANNA HEAR ANY OF YOU BITCHING IF YOU DONT EVEN TAKE INTO ACCOUNT ERIS WHICH IS FUCKING BIGGER THAN PLUTO.

Fuck off, you crybabies.

well, the scientific community is not so sure any more. New pictures have shown that Pluto to be bigger than what they thought in 2006 and Eris to be smaller but denser. 

To be a planet you need to

  • orbit around the sun
  • to have a nearly rounded shape
  • and have cleared its orbit from other objects  

Now Pluto orbits the sun, is believed to be a rounded shape but hasn’t cleared it’s orbit because of Neptune. But critics say that Earth orbit isn’t cleared either because we have asteroids in our orbit.

Pluto also has 5 moons.The names are

Charon discovered in 1978

Nix discovered in 2005

Hydra discovered in 2005

Kerberous discover in 2011

and finally Styx discovered in 2012.

Not only that scientist have discovered that Pluto has a stratosphere  

Now please take your 2006 way of thinking and throw out the window because what might be true today may not be true tomorrow.

sources

space.com 

how stuff works

Pluto 5 moons explained and why Pluto may be reclassified as a planet

also hail hydra

by itsstuckyinmyhead

Walmart security guard shoots 'shoplifting' mother dead in parking lot as she tries to escape with two young children

lisaquestions:

jcoleknowsbest:

likehercoffee:

theblacksophisticate:

I am SO goddamned tired of this shit. 

damn, they won’t let up. we can’t run and we can’t surrender. what do they expect us to do? they killed this woman over what some merchandise? you let out on some garments what twisted universe do you gotta come from when a overtime punching rent-a-cop even bothers to chase and then pull a gun? smh rip because there is nothing but war on this side of the final curtain.

I cannot.. I can’t….

This is shit. No one should shoot anyone over fucking shoplifting.

Shelly Frey lost her life and her children lost their mother because a cop wanted to fucking play hero over fucking shoplifting.

by theblacksophisticate

living-light-blog:

4thecetaceans:

In six days, the horrific slaughter will once again begin.
Every year in September dolphins are herded into the infamous #the cove. The dolphins are slaughtered mercilessly (see the quota in an earlier post) the ones not slaughtered will be taken by marine mammal trainers for swim with the dolphin programs and shows.
By supporting marine parks who do this, you are supporting the slaughter.
So what can you do?
Donate to @dolphin_project Or save Japan’s Dolphins.  Volunteer, right a letter to the Japanese embassy. Sign a petition!
But most of all DONT BUY A TICKET to marine parks that have cetaceans.
#taiji #stoptheslaughter #dolphins #procap #anticap #whales #thecove #blackfish

PLEASE read the text above! We also urge you to watch The Cove if you haven’t done so already - you can find it free online HERE or HERE. 

living-light-blog:

4thecetaceans:

In six days, the horrific slaughter will once again begin.

Every year in September dolphins are herded into the infamous #the cove. The dolphins are slaughtered mercilessly (see the quota in an earlier post) the ones not slaughtered will be taken by marine mammal trainers for swim with the dolphin programs and shows.

By supporting marine parks who do this, you are supporting the slaughter.

So what can you do?

Donate to @dolphin_project Or save Japan’s Dolphins.
Volunteer, right a letter to the Japanese embassy. Sign a petition!

But most of all DONT BUY A TICKET to marine parks that have cetaceans.

#taiji #stoptheslaughter #dolphins #procap #anticap #whales #thecove #blackfish

PLEASE read the text above! We also urge you to watch The Cove if you haven’t done so already - you can find it free online HERE or HERE

by 4thecetaceans

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

bloodwort:

frusturbation:

janefondle:

xpsycho:

eatimitationcrab:

setbabiesonfire:

Sgt. Thomas McVicar of the Jersey City Police Department shot 22 year old Kwadir Felton, leaving him blind, after Kwadir pulled a gun on him, he claims. Kwadir Felton denied the accusation, stating that he doesn’t even carry guns.

"I don’t understand!" Felton yelled at a police officer before his mother was removed from the courtroom. "You didn’t have to shoot me in the head for no reason! You trying to charge me with something I didn’t do!"

Sign the Change.org petition and get this story out there.

SIGN THE PETITION. Still at least 1,000 signatures needed. SIGNAL BOOST THIS or i will judge you.

This post has 140k notes, yet the change.org petition only has 44k. Sign the damn petition! 

This broke my fucking heart.

hey this needs about 16k more signatures

SIGNAL BOOST

by revolutionary-afrolatino

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